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Stop, theif!!

Today I want to rant about wage theft. I’m certain anyone that works for a salary and not an hourly wage can identify with what I will write.

Now all my young adult like I aspired to make thousands of dollars so I could make my parents proud and fund my creative activities and partying. When I was finally offered a living wage. I realized the concessions necessary to maintain that job compromised time with family and doing the fun things I expected the job to finance. I especially was not making a living wage if I divided my earnings by the amount of hours I worked and multiplied by 40 hours.

I felt deceived, no, dare I say, I felt robbed. Recently the HR department presented all the workers with a contract regarding “Wage Theft.” How dare they! Anyways just as we are all doing, I quivered in fear of reprisals and signed stating that the company has been compensating for hours worked over 40/week. By my calculations I have been robbed $16,000/year working overtime without compensation.

I must say though, that nowhere does it state that workers must work extra hours. It is an unspoken rule, somewhat of a culture. On at least two occasions it has gone beyond unspoken when my boss has stated [we all need to stay late, and if that’s a problem then we have a problem.] Being the submissive, yes-man that I am, I did not grab him by the throat ant throttle his wrinkly neck.

I must say that labor has gotten weak. What happened to the unions backed by Mafia dons who would punish these bosses and spread the spoils to keep the troops in good morale?(I’ve been watching a lot of Mafia documentaries of late.) Companies would not dare to send jobs away to another country or even state. They would not dare anger labor who had physical prowess to backup their pageantry.

I will close by saying that I am grateful that I am working for this company, in a time where jobs are scarce. I am definitely loyal and will provide them with a positive ROI. For how long is the only question, as I will take my talents elsewhere in conditions do not improve. Ideally to my own company, where I will reap the rewards and retards of exploiting my own labor.

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Downtime

In my last post, no, the one before that. I stated I’m getting out of playing with stocks. So far I have been able to stay clean for the past month. Trading is akin to gambling addiction.

In other news I saw a blurb of an article online stating that the old convention of having traders on the floor of one of the exchanges will be going away. I am surprised it didn’t go away sooner. The internet and technology has killed another set of jobs and we financed it. Soon enough with the development of what will be the next best thing to artificial intelligence we will all be out of a job. I stopped using automatic checkouts 2 years ago. If you replace low skill, low wage jobs with machines, what will the HS drop-outs have to do except lean on the system. Is that what we want? To replace people with machines, put them on public assistance and leave the burden of generating the money to a few? Smart people are stupid.

Reading an FT article today it appears the economy is not growing as much as it should be. People are not consuming as much as expected. Its in my opinion that the country is collectively emotionally depressed. In my opinion somewhat depressed people go out and buy food, drink, drugs or electronics to feel better. The severely depressed don’t leave their homes, they don’t go on dates, wash their cars, have dinner out, buy electronic gadgets,condoms, penicillin…. they don’t spend(if they have an income). The doom of the economic crisis, war, revolution, job security, government spying, erosion of civil liberties, celebrity deaths, everyday life and just plain bad news has sucked the mojo out of the people. We need some goos news, we need to get the peoples mojo going. YEAH BABY!! Unless this happens were going to see more angry depressed losers doing acts of violence to themselves and others. Get the low wage jobs back. Smash some of these computers. Give ore positive economic forecasts, and if you have nothing good to say shut up. Stop grabbing nuts at the airport so people can take trips and come here for vacation. Lets have some fun music like BeachBoys or bring back Disco. Get rid of sucky movies like Twilight, more movies like Airplane and Spaceballs. Cut out online dating and bring the hermits out of their houses and back into the economy. No more hermits, no more hermits, no more hermits……..