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Gen Y doesn’t care Why

Just read an article that the trading platform Robin Hood now has a 7 Billion dollar valuation. The app iti totally phone based, and you cannot manage your account via a computer as of this writing.

I had an account for a short time and actually made some money using it. The great feature is that the trading is commission free. They cover the costs by selling your information to who knows what entity, maybe they sell it to R Kelly or Woody Allen or Jeffrey Epstein(since he faked his death), Citizens United or some other sick individual or corporation. Who knows? They won’t tell you.

One day Robinhood sent me a message that in order to continue trading I would have to provide them with some totally non financial and non tax related information. I thought to myself why the capital F do you need this information? The capitalist in me enjoyed the commission free trades but the Libertarian in me said GTFOH byotch! So I requested my account be closed.

A similar thing happened with the micro investing app Prosper. It seems unless you give these companies your underwear size they wont allow you to make a buck. You already have my social security number, name, address, age, DOB and some of my money. What else do you bastards want?

This is another precursor or indicator of the requirement to take on the mark of the beast in order to conduct commerce(See Revelations in the Bible).

Most of these apps are targeted to the Gen Y. Lets just for writing effect call them Gen YOLO. They have facial scanning, fingerprint scanning, location sharing, constant social media exposing lives. I am an old fart and happy to be so. I remember when there were no mobile phones during the 80s and early 90s. We were so free. Who knew convenience was so oppressive?

You YOLOs can go ahead and share all of your life on the digital heathcare databases. As we can see by the string of hacks at CapitalOne, Target, and even worse Equifax, no information is safe. I guess when you have 10000 online friends and are filled with anxiety and loneliness they only way to feel not so lonely is to have your guts showing on multiple screens across the world.

I say no, I say no to you YOLO culture. Stay out of my business government. Stay out of my business corporations. Heck, there’s so much surveillance but we cant catch seriously dangerous criminals. All we can do is sell people advertising and in the process cause their identity to be stolen by some guy in India or Nigeria.

But I’m just an old Cardi B fart anyways.

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I’m Cashing out

There is a annoying song. The singer keeps repeating the phrase “I’m cashing out”

I am somewhat following in his footsteps. After loosing 20% of my value investing in oil “I’m cashing out” The whole market seems to be going down the drain. I though that we were at the bottom but that was just a plateau. I wanted to ride out the storm but I am seeking a faster turnover than is needed to recover. To recover I would have to wait until the next election.

Barclay’s LIBOR scandal is still manifesting itself. The mainstream media has not yet taken to it, but when they do that’s when there will be shock to the market…..I’m on the phone typing so I’m not coherent…..Anyways, I am saying that to say this, GET OUT!!

Very superstitious Part 2

Didn’t I tell you? If you read my post entitled “Very Superstitious” you would understand what happened in the markets today. I knew that if I spoke of oil rebounding, it would then fall. I should have kept my mouth shut, but I risked it for your entertainment.

Not 24 hours after I stated that the tensions with Iran would raise oil prices, a Iranian Navy ship helps an American commercial vessel to escape pirates. Now that public sentiment might turn(highly unlikely with the warmongering media) oil has fallen, after about 2 straight days of gain. When I say oil, I mean oil related etfs that I trade.

Watching BBC world news yesterday it appears Hugo Chaves is back in good health so the potential of him being ousted by the other guy is somewhat diminished. So there is still some fear out there, and enough to keep prices up there. Like I said previously Venezuela provides 11% of our oil. If the western leaning new guy in Venezuela even looks like he has a chance, oil companies will be licking their chops while investors loose their shirts with the new gained access to the reserves bringing prices down.

Looking at history we see that there is always war, because its profitable. In a world where the market has expanded to the point where there is nowhere to go, and all the money is less valuable, and EU nations shirk their agreements(Greece I’m talking about you), you have to start over. One way to start over is to just have a big war. Start from scratch, and that is how you make money. By building. so you spend money to destroy so you can make money on the rebuilding. The stock market is essentially a microcosm of the world, the universe even. Nothing goes to waste, things only change concentration.

Very superstitious

I saw Stevie Wonder on television the other day. He has a catchy a tune called “Superstitious.” That title sums up why I have been hesitant to post a new entry. It is understandable that I would be superstitious as any gambling addict would be.

I come from a environment where if you say things are getting better, you effectively just reversed whatever gains have been made by stating such. Better to keep it to yourself and don’t speak so soon. This would make it difficult to write a blog about investing. So ladies and gentlemen for tonights entertainment I will risk lucre and limb to tell you that oil will be going up again.

There is essentially one reason, that reason is Iran. The west will begin its sanctions in July of this year. Also, according to a Bloomberg article an Iranian official expected oil prices to double this summer. Just in time for the vacation season. Another observation I have made came from loosing 20% of my oil portfolio in the last month and seeing that loss reduced to around 15% in two days. Current trends persisting I will be even by this time next week. So if you are a fellow gambler and have something to wager, put it on domestic oil and hold until the first week of the embargo.

Frankly the embargo is a money making opportunity as the west will attack Iran, no matter what they do. The only events that could prevent oil from rising in July is if the debt ridden Euro-zone stops buying, or OPEC members decide to increase production. Oh! Also, Hugo Chaves is ill and the internet is buzzing about an opposition candidate. Venezuela provides something to the effect of 11% of our oil. So there you have it. Turmoil in Iran and Venezuela make it prime time to grab some cheap oil stocks.

Hey, if my superstition works the way it should, there will be no embargo, no war and no overthrow. A lot of lives will be saved.

Drinking the Kool-Aid

You may be surprised but I would like you to know that I actually have a conscience, morals even.
If you have been alive the past few days(no offence to the life impaired) you have been hearing about a shooting of a young man in Florida by another man. This occurrence has been bigger in my opinion than the Oscars, the Emmys, and the Superbowl. Don’t hold me to that proclamation until I produce some screenshots from Google Trends.
Since the republican political campaigns have began a lot of extra fear mongering has been swirling around the collective American conscience. Expectedly gun sales have multiplied their shares exponentially. If I was a gambling man, and I am I would have taken…maybe 80% of my life savings and bought gun related shares. I would have made pay-dirt. Unfortunately for me, I have this little ringing in my ear, I hears its called conscience. I don’t think dead people are sexy no matter what Ozzie or Marylyn say. Can’t seen to stop the ringing in my ear.
Anyways let me get back to my portfolio of advertising, financials and home builders(Chinese). Last week the whole thing fell apart. I lost approximately 7% of my portfolio’s value during the course of last week. Thanks to my Chinese home builder stocks, this week that was cut down to approximately 5%. It is said freedom requires constant vigilance but I say profit requires constant portfolio surveillance. There was a 4 hour window today where one of my stock IOT rose by about 20 cents, then fell about 30. Fortunately, I cashed out within that window on both Chinese homebuilder stocks. My domestic advertising company stocks didn’t do so well so I will hold until the Spring shopping season begins, so probably within the next 2 weeks. Advertising is a constant in business, matter of fact it is the driving force behind the internet aside from pornography. I am down 5% but I have confidence advertising will follow its sinosodial/seasonal behavior.
Now for some dangerous indulgence, I still want to acquire Fuel Cell Energy and Truvia stocks. I’m into technology but most conventional tech stocks. I explained the two companies in my last post. Trust me its tre-cool.
Before I go. I saw an article on Bloomberg today stating that construction shrunk. This is a perfect opportunity to buy construction/home improvement stock. The summer will be here and the government has just allowed the banks to rent all those foreclosed properties. Before you can rent a property it must satisfy certain safety conditions….. you see where I’m going here.
Still make sure to do your research. All the stocks I acquired last week were at the lowest of what I hope to be a seasonal inflection point. All less than $2, with the best performing being closes to $1.
That’s it for now.

Doom and gloom

What does the word gloom mean anyways. Sounds like fun to me. Gloom sounds like glow or glee. Anyways The stock market went bunji jumping this week. I didn’t buy on Monday as the’re was no good news. I didn’t buy on Tuesday because that wasn’t any better. I bought on Wednesday and by evening I was doing well. On Thursday I was kicking myself. Now today, Friday I am still kicking myself. I decided to buy on Wednesday while the two financial heads of the whole country were in a rare occasion together testifying before congress, causing everyone to run for them there hills. I failed to keep up to date on current events. If I knew those two were going to be speaking I would have waited until Thursday or even next week.

Other than Heckle and Jekyl speaking before Congress, the writers at Bloomberg used their influence to cloud men’s minds. One hour they said the housing market is down. Then the housing market eh, not so bad. Then its terrible. Then is great. I couldn’t make heads or tails of it. Bloomberg has to do better as one of the favored sources for financial news.

At the end of the day, I have no one to blame. I should have known Geitner and Bernanke would be speaking. I stepped out of my energy comfort zone this week and played with: CHLN, IOT, PEIX, ROIAK, VVTV. A mix of advertising, energy and housing(in China). Next week if things turn around I have a strong interest in GLGL and FCEL. The former is a producer of a natural sweetener that diabetics can use, the latter a Connecticut maker of fuel cells that run on gas(tre cool).

There is still some lucrative news. Israel has determined they can strike Iran without much blowback. I paid $4.05 for gas yesterday so I will probably revisit my domestic oil drilling companies WRES, GBR and PSTR. With sanctions getting tighter and the dogs of war rabidly foaming at the mouth, domestic fuel producers will get a lot of interest. See you at the crap table.

It’s Alive!

My Frankenstien masterpiece of a strategy actually went as planned. The universe has aligned and all is well. Made a bit on BPOP, and just broke even on PEIX. Oil is rallying and with that ethanol, the petroleum additive. Didn’t expect a rebound it this soon, but I;m not complaining. All the hubub about Iran is forgotten. NetanYoohoo went back to making chocolate milk, or whatever he does and were now distracted by the other war, the “good war” that recently ended.
Now I must analyze the headlines and determine a pick for Monday/Tuesday. Tuesday seems a better day to get an idea of how things will be going for the rest of the week. The relative inactivity of the stock market during the weekend gives investors a Monday morning hangover of sorts. They need a extra day just to get their bearings together. Sunday/Monday make some picks. Tuesday make some acquisitions. If this go well out by Thursday/Friday. Thats relatively a long time compared to day traders but I an still learning. The Izombies got their fix this Friday so I expect sellers of I-related apps. services and products to make some revenue this week. Now to determine who those entities are.

I can’t complain.

I can complain about a loss but what difference will it make the money is gone. At the same time I made money to balance out the loss so why complain. A yin yang portfolio was my approach for this week with BPOP and PEIX. BPOP is what we know commonly as Banco Popular, which provides banking services in Puerto Rico and Dominican Republic. PEIX is a ethanol producer. Ethanol is used as a unleaded fuel additive and possibly in various manufacturing applications. Therefore every time you head to the pump your not only putting in petroleum distillate your also putting in ethanol. vehicles which accept “Flex Fuel” can accept higher concentrations of Ethanol than engines not similarly equipped.
Thanks for the science lesson. That was just to indicate that I have invested in finanacials while investing in energy. I bought BPOP at 1.96 and sold at $2.11. Only 30 minutes later it went up to $2.21. I wanted to kick myself but I was sitting down. Better safe than sorry though. In not so good news I bought PEIX at 1.14 and it dropped to 1.11, loosing 3 cents.
So now I’m stuck with PEIX until everyone gets scared. Which will probably not happen since Saudi Arabia has decide to increase crude output to compensate for the decreased access to Iranian oil. I will not bother to check Google maps, but I suspect Saudi Arabia is a little farther away than Iran. I expect prices of gas to still rise. The weather has been nice and consumers must have their products. They must get to the malls, they must go on dates, they must buy gas. If I was a smart man I would double my ownership of PEIX and hold to $1.20.

The black line indicates where $1.20 lies. So you can see from the chart this is a realistic expectation. I also expect the stock to go up as to fall below $1 is to be de-listed from Nasdaq. Not only embarrassing experience but one that can scare customers away and engage the stock in a freefall.
In the meantime I will be watching the news for the next hype. As a side note, the new Ipad will debut in 48hours. Today Apple stock went up $19 but I don’t care, as I don’t buy $600 shares. only $3 or less.

Oh, Me of little faith

I have been really quiet the past few days. Lost a lot of money. My forcasting seems flawed right now. I’ll be the first to turn tail on my own strategy, not! I’m still in a holding pattern. This morning I got some lucrative news. Benyamin NetanYooohoo is coming to town to give the US president his orders on how to proceed regarding Iran. Days before the president made a speech to a zi0nis7 organization, assuring them that hes not a wimp when it comes to war, only a wimp for their special interest(s). So I expect all my domestic petroleum and natural gas stocks to go up again, after a disappointing week.

Additionally CNN Money released an article reflecting my current investment strategy. See the article here:

Though my stock picks are not popular brand names, they are cheap, so investors will find them. I expect Mr. NetanYoohoo to drum up support for killing people and the president will  be “in lockstep” with whatever he is told to do. During that time I hope to buy some additional domestic oil stocks and cash out with at least a 20% return. I only wanted to hold the shares for a week, but Ben Bernanke had other plans, and caused them to tank. So I’ll just have to wait out the warmongers’ posturing.

Its funny, last week one guy named Ben made me loose money and this week a guy named Ben is going to make me money. The balance is restored.

In other news the government is not going to only make the foreclosure process easier its going to give a financial hand to the bulk property buyers. You know, the guys who fix the prices, so that regular folks cant afford housing. So I expect like I mention before a rebound in the financials. The will provide these bulk buyers with the buying power while people who want to buy a house will be taking out bigger loans. These rundown abandoned and cheap houses will need repair so expect a raise in home depot, lowes and ace hardware. Those shares maybe pricey so its best to find a supplier’s stock. Best if the supplier provides good for all three companies. This winter has been extra nice, so winter supplies sales were probably poor. Lets say maybe a %5 at least, jump in the value of those companies between today and the 1st day of spring, better yet, by April 15th.

And the band played on

I think it was a song reference or some kind of reference from the Titanic. Either way you get the drift. Though the DOW and the value of gold fell yesterday(Feb 29th 2012) today things bounced back. Just like the band I stuck it in there and went down with the ship. That was yesterday. Today things rebounded somewhat. This just proves my thoery of riding the wave in the bad time. Fortunately people ignored Ben Bernanke’s rantings and acknowledged him as the groundhog he is. soon enough he will go back to whatever he does during the day, like play golf or meticulously trim his Freud-style beard, who knows.

If tends continue PSTR, WRES and LOAN will regain the glory of last week. I originally intended to hold them for 4 days but I wasnt paying enough attention to the news. I didn’t see Ben coming, didn’t hear any announcements that a hearing was scheduled. He doesn’t deserve all the blame, PSTR and WRES were wobbling a little before he spoke. Too many celebrities and public figures passed away this week, overshadowing the cost of gas. So the panic diminished and  there is a collective mourning going on now, which is understandable. It makes you consider your own mortality and that of your loved ones. Soon spending will resume, and record companies will be profiting form the royalties and licensing of artists they had severed ties with years ago. I went off on a tangent.

The Fed chairman in my opinion had good news. Though he did not announce another QE, I didn’t hear of an expected raise in interest rates. So now money is still cheap. Considering the idiom that money makes money its still prime time to make money using cheap money. What more do you want? Low interest rates should be good enough for everyone.

The only thing that may cause some short term disturbance are  the depressed Wall Street peoples whose bonuses were diminished this year. They might not be so risky now that they don’t have that bonus to rely on for that planned  trip or home improvement. I don’t want sad investors out there. The happier they are the more risks they take and the more responsive they are to the butterfly effect of the consumer flapping its wings.  I want to tell them “dont worry about a thing…every little things gonna be alright,” just ride the wave.

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